I walked myself into work today
I spilled coffee all over, it was such a display
My boss called me into his office
He said, "Spiffy Biff you gotta stop this!"
Got no cash, no car, no family, no love for me
So I say, "Hey, I'm gonna piss in your coffeemaker today.
Oh, and there's nothing you can say, nothing nothing you can say, no."
Got no job, I'm in the unemployment line
Oh, I'm such a slob and I ain't doin' fine
Oh nothing ever goes my way because I fuck up everything I say
So I say, "Hey, I'm gonna piss in your coffeemaker today.
Oh, and there's nothing you can say, nothing nothing you can say, no."
credits
from Shattuck [EP],
released October 31, 2012
Joseph Charalel
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